I’ve wanted the heat and now I’ve got it and I’m cranky as all get out.
I’m sick of being sticky and sweaty. I don’t know if it’s just me, but ever since I gave birth a second time, I feel sweatier and smellier. I can’t get clean.
I would like to live in a cold shower for the next month.
I would like icicles to hang from my nipples and a great ice floe to form around my midsection.
Ah…I feel cooler already.