I found this video on The Gloss website: Sh*t People Say to Strippers.
It is pretty spot-on things I used to hear both from other women and from the customers, but there are many other fine gems of questions that were left out, like:
Q: When are you gonna show it?
A: Soon, baby.
A in my head: (Evil laugh) Never!
Q: Why is someone like you in a place like this?
A: I love dancing!
A in my head: Dear Lord, I have no idea.
Q: How much money do you really make?
A: I do okay.
A in my head: I’d do better if you’d tip me what I’m worth.
Q: Your boyfriend lets you dance?
A: Sure, he trusts me.
A in my head: Umm, I make my own decisions.
Q: Want to go out?
A: I’m not allowed to date customers.
A in my head: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Hmm…maybe I need to make a video, too!